Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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