was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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