oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
