i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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