Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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