It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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