I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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