so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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