Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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