Is it penis luge time yet?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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