So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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