Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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