Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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