i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
third nipple confirmed
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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