come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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