Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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