I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
so much tequila, so little girl.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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