And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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