Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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