Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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