I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
