By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I party with great urgency now.
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