How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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