Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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