sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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