i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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