Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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