On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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