I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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