that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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