how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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