I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Randomize