you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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