We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize