the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I have post one night stand depression
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