Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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