1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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