You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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