TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
