Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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