I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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