She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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