I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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