Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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