Your face is a jimmy john
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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