Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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