Don't make out with my wife yet
im holly from the hills drunk
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
