We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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