Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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