hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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