I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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