I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Of course I have a pirate flag
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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