I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I bet he comes in French.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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