I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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