Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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